Call me what you want.....
I don't know why I felt the need to blog this but I guess it's because some other stuff in life....well I don't want to think about it right now. It frustrates me and is driving me a little bit crazy! And thinking about it more is just not good right now soo onto the whole point of this!
I've realized over the years and the course of my life I have taken on a lot of nicknames! I mean not even just based off of my real name. Like both of my parents have nicknames for me. My mom's is based off my own name. My mom and one friend Teresa both call me Lissa. Then my dad at times calls me Lil One which I guess came from being his little girl and only girl. Then you got the standard Missy which for most of my life only family and close friends of the family called me that. Then I started working at Progressive and this other lady named Melissa was like you will be known as Missy...so I had no choice! I got used to everyone calling me Missy. My friend Teresa...one time her little brother who was about 7 or so at the time called me Melissy or something like that. It was soo funny and cute at the same time. And then there's another nickname from my real name but I swear if you call me it I will be pissed! There's really only been maybe 2 or 3 people I let get away with it. And that's Mel. An ex used to call me it and then I think 2 other friends would call me it from time to time but honestly don't even think it would be funny to call me it.
Now onto the non-name ones. One friend in Belgium used to call me Baby Girl. And then...okay don't laugh too much when I tell this story. In Belgium I was also called Corny for a while and then Curly Corn. See our school softball uniforms were yellow...yes bright ass yellow! One year mine got faded (thrown in the wash and didn't realize it was hot water)....and everyone started calling me Corny because of it. Of course all the other corn names came too...Cornball, Cornflake, Cornmuffin and it's all funny when it's being yelled out by the outfielder and you're the pitcher! LOL Then the next year me and 2 friends were like the 3 Stooges so we each took a stooge name...hence Curly Corn. Then another friend for some reason would call me Moe. I'm not even sure where that came about or why Chris called me it. Just one day it started and he would always call me it. I think that was about it for my nicknames in Belgium.
I've got a friend who calls me Dimplez because of duh my dimples which I hate when people notice! People are always like oh my goodness you've got dimples, such cute dimples. My thought...bite me! Then I got called Doc by another friend because I'm that person that is always there for my friends to talk to and get advice and help them through problems.
And now thanks to picking just a simple log-in name for a website I've got the nickname Freak. LOL I soo love that one! It's too funny when someone yells it out in a bar or outside or anywhere really. Which just that one name alone has spurred many others like Freakerina (damn you for that one Trey) and Freaky Deaky....Freakaleak....Freaky....Freaknasty and I think that's it for now or all the ones I can think of.
Ohhh how could I forget my other nickname!! Super Bitch! Okay a friend had a house party. I was drinking my fave vodka and red bull. For some reason we were taking some picture with like fake tiaras on. Yeah I forgot mine was on after a while. And then later my friend brought out this vampire cap and somehow I ended up putting it on. Remember we still have the tiara on and yeah I ran around like that and earned the nickname Super Bitch. It's basically my playful, hyper side. That should sum up all of my weird and crazy ass nicknames...at least for now.
I've realized over the years and the course of my life I have taken on a lot of nicknames! I mean not even just based off of my real name. Like both of my parents have nicknames for me. My mom's is based off my own name. My mom and one friend Teresa both call me Lissa. Then my dad at times calls me Lil One which I guess came from being his little girl and only girl. Then you got the standard Missy which for most of my life only family and close friends of the family called me that. Then I started working at Progressive and this other lady named Melissa was like you will be known as Missy...so I had no choice! I got used to everyone calling me Missy. My friend Teresa...one time her little brother who was about 7 or so at the time called me Melissy or something like that. It was soo funny and cute at the same time. And then there's another nickname from my real name but I swear if you call me it I will be pissed! There's really only been maybe 2 or 3 people I let get away with it. And that's Mel. An ex used to call me it and then I think 2 other friends would call me it from time to time but honestly don't even think it would be funny to call me it.
Now onto the non-name ones. One friend in Belgium used to call me Baby Girl. And then...okay don't laugh too much when I tell this story. In Belgium I was also called Corny for a while and then Curly Corn. See our school softball uniforms were yellow...yes bright ass yellow! One year mine got faded (thrown in the wash and didn't realize it was hot water)....and everyone started calling me Corny because of it. Of course all the other corn names came too...Cornball, Cornflake, Cornmuffin and it's all funny when it's being yelled out by the outfielder and you're the pitcher! LOL Then the next year me and 2 friends were like the 3 Stooges so we each took a stooge name...hence Curly Corn. Then another friend for some reason would call me Moe. I'm not even sure where that came about or why Chris called me it. Just one day it started and he would always call me it. I think that was about it for my nicknames in Belgium.
I've got a friend who calls me Dimplez because of duh my dimples which I hate when people notice! People are always like oh my goodness you've got dimples, such cute dimples. My thought...bite me! Then I got called Doc by another friend because I'm that person that is always there for my friends to talk to and get advice and help them through problems.
And now thanks to picking just a simple log-in name for a website I've got the nickname Freak. LOL I soo love that one! It's too funny when someone yells it out in a bar or outside or anywhere really. Which just that one name alone has spurred many others like Freakerina (damn you for that one Trey) and Freaky Deaky....Freakaleak....Freaky....Freaknasty and I think that's it for now or all the ones I can think of.
Ohhh how could I forget my other nickname!! Super Bitch! Okay a friend had a house party. I was drinking my fave vodka and red bull. For some reason we were taking some picture with like fake tiaras on. Yeah I forgot mine was on after a while. And then later my friend brought out this vampire cap and somehow I ended up putting it on. Remember we still have the tiara on and yeah I ran around like that and earned the nickname Super Bitch. It's basically my playful, hyper side. That should sum up all of my weird and crazy ass nicknames...at least for now.
posted by Missy D at 2:36 PM
1 Comments:
Missy, Mel, Melly, Lissa, Freak, WHATEVER!!! I get the same crap minus the Freak!!
I feel your pain!!
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